What’s better than some Wang?  How about more Wang.  Or better yet, how about more purple Wang?

Developers Flying Wild Hog and Volition have teamed up with Devolver Digital and Deep silver to do what they do best.  They delve into the farthest recesses of insanity and rediculousity to bring fans the best of both worlds.

For fans who purchased Saints Row IV on Steam and plan to pick up Shadow Warrior as well (because really, why wouldn’t they?) there is a special treat.  Those lucky users will be able to replace Lo Wang’s signature katana with Saints Row’s legendary ‘Penetrator.’

Yes that’s right, why waste your time with a metal blade when a giant purple dildo is just as deadly.  Just ask Fork Parker, Devolver Digital CFO:

“I’m sorry I can’t really hear you over the sound of all that money being thrown at screens around the world,” said Parker. “And I don’t know what to tell you other than you can now wield a giant purple dildo from Saints Row IV in Shadow Warrior. There’s your headline, nerds.”

So there it is, the demons of the underworld will stand no chance against Wang’s purple ‘Penetrator.’

Shadow Warrior launches on PC on September 26, 2013.


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Enrique C

There's no problem that can't be fixed with fire. Doesn't matter what game. If that doesn't work, use more.